For I have seen the future…and it is butt-ugly!!

Here’s a look at how the buildings of the future will look, according to Flash #260. The Flash has gone 1000 years in the future to visit his in-laws, and this is the home that they live in.

That’s right…the buildings in the future will be designed by Lego!

The Bathound Detective

“And look! He’s peeing on the entertainment section of the newspaper! That must be a clue as to where the Joker is hidden!”

Guys, this is a dog. Five minutes before he grabbed this photo, he was chewing on Alfred’s legs and humping Aunt Harriet. HE IS NOT A DETECTIVE!!!

What do you give a sleeping Rhino?

In another Rhino moment, we have doctors and police worrying how they will keep the Rhino under control. They say that sedating him is out, because his skin is too thick for needles. However, later the same page the Rhino makes his move when waking up. And how do they capture him?

Hey guys, you would have saved a lot of damage and heartache if you had used that instead of the needles you complained didn’t work!

In space, noone can hear you yell, moron!!

You would think someone who spends the majority of his time in space would know that yelling outside a spaceship isn’t exactly the way to get noticed!

Lois Lane, Super-Slut

What’s wrong, Lois? Was the Air Force and Salvation Army too busy for your little trist? No wonder Superman has his eyes closed…He can’t believe he’s dated such an easy woman and STILL didn’t get any action!

Welcome Back, Pervert

In this panel from the comic book based on the tv show Welcome Back, Kotter, we see the building super coming in with a crew to do some repairs. Now take a look in the second panel. The guy is copping a feel and he is also preparing to pull down the guys pants!! All the while, neither one of the people eating breakfast seem to notice THAT!!! Of course, this DOES take place in New York, so that might explain things!

I’m sorry, the Wisdom of Solomon is not in at this time

I’m still trying to figure out what Captain Marvel was trying to accomplish here. He hadn’t created a cure for the plague, just had isolated it and had it in a beaker. So, rather than figure out how to cure it, he wants to make sure it’s REALLY a plague. Since it doesn’t work on Captain Marvel, let’s change into the mortal Billy Batson and take a deep sniff! Ah, that does it.

Cover me, Lex!

I’m still trying to figure out how a super-genius like Lex Luthor, even in an imaginary story, could think that Lois would think he was Clark Kent just because he was wearing Clark’s clothes! If he popped on Lana Lang’s dress, would Lois think that Lex was Lana?

Wait…Strike that. She probably would. Lois never was the brightest chunk of Kryptonite.

Taryn him a new one

You tell her, US! No woman can win a race without cheating! There’s no way that a macho stud like you could come in second behind someone with a uterus! 

Oh, and before I get any comments, just one word….


SARCASM!!! ;)

The Butler Did It

Yes, this is Jarvis from the early days of the Avengers. At this point, he decided that it was a good idea to sell the secrets of the Avengers to a super-villain called the Crimson Cowl and the Masters Of Evil. 

You know that never ends well. Sort of like an episode of Days of our Lives.

Here we see Jarvis going into the hideout of the Masters of Evil. He knows that noone will watch him because, after all, who pays any attention to a butler?

“Oh, I’m sorry I saw you fella. I thought you were a night watchman. I’ll go back to ignoring you, now.”

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